Once I chased down my high school sweetheart, Stacey, the excitement really began to pop. I felt as happy as an Irishman in a pub with an open tab, because Stacey’s beauty is just as intoxicating! Anyway, I said to her, “You know, Stacey, we never really got the chance to continue our romance after high school. What do you say that we go out on a date?” Stacey was trying to keep a safe distance between me and her with this giant purse when she yelled back, “Look at yourself, Jed, you’re a zombie, for crying out loud!! It would never work out between the two of us. You deserve a nice, sweet zombie girl, you know, who also has worms protruding through her flesh.” Stacey was just being ridiculous. Why would I want some old hag of a zombie woman when I could have Stacey? True, I am a zombie and she’s still a living human being. It would be a mixed relationship. Heads would turn, people and zombies alike would whisper about us. Should be no surprise that Stacey smells yummy and that could be a problem for us. For you humans who are into food, we’re not talking ‘rainbow sprinkles on a chocolate donut’ type yummy. Oh no, we’re talking that her freakin’ sweet, super intelligent brain cells smell like a juicy Porterhouse steak! YUMMY!! I may not be able to resist her delicious charms as a food source for long. What is a zombie to do? So I said, “Come on, Stacey. Give us one more try, we’ll go out and enjoy the sunset and then catch a movie.” Stacey responded, “You know, Jed, I would rather get the kiss of death from a mobster than go out with you.” It seems to me that Stacey is going to be a tough nut to crack, but if any zombie can still bust a nut, it’s good old Jed.
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