Can a zombie carry a tune?

A couple of the other zombies approached me about starting an undead pop singing group.  You know, something to compete on that show, "Graveyard's Got Talent".  I can sing a little and Boner can grunt and groan, oddly enough in tune, but Slickman’s vocal cords are barely working.  He can whisper and that is about it.  Slickman has been a zombie a lot longer than me and Boner.  In fact, it was 50 years ago last Tuesday that Slickman was camping in Yellowstone National Park when he bought the farm.  One morning, after a particularly hard night of getting hammered with a few summer cocktails, Slickman blindly stumbled onto a geyser and took the ride of his life as Old Faithful erupted.  Slickman told me that kissing his ass goodbye as he flew through the air was the only thing he could think of to do, but then again that situation gave him very few options.  All I can say, what an asshat!  Anyway, in getting back to the that ill conceived plan in starting a pop singing group for the talent show, it's a safe bet that's probably not going to happen.  Kind of hard to make ice cream out of crap.  Maybe we could launch Slickman from a cannon for the show's audition and bring back sweet memories of his idiotic demise?  It's a thought........




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A moment in the undead life of zombie Freakin' Dead Jed.....

Walked through the graveyard. Man, what is it with all this creepy, damn fog?! Thick nasty crap...... SMACK....Oh man.... Just walked into a tree.... again. Every time the fog rolls in, the same thing happens: I get out of the grave, hungry for a snack so I attempt to make my way to town for a little brain pie. But nooooooo, I end up walking into one of the hundreds of trees within this graveyard, because I can't see through this thick fog soup. Last time I walked into a tree, my impact was so hard that I fell ass backwards into an open, freshly dug grave. Guess I need to start coating myself in bubble wrap to lessen the impact of the many obstacles in this place. What a fresh inventive idea: a zombie protective bubble wrap suit to protect your undead loved one! May just be worth millions if I can get a patent. Who am I kidding? I am a zombie and I didn't hurt anything but my pride when I smacked into that tree. Being undead does have it's perks.......






Please visit zazzle.com/actionave. Go to zazzle.com then simply type in actionave into the search browser to bring up some really cool stuff. You can also see a preview in the zazzle panel below. There you will find some art works and art related products from artist, illustrator and cartoonist, Paul Addison. The name of his studio is Action Avenue Studio and in that studio, Addison works very hard to create the ongoing adventures of zombie Freakin' Dead Jed.

Also you’ll find the continuous scifi adventures of galactic robot ranger, Rusty McBolt.  His mission is to clean up outer space one outlaw alien scumbag at a time!

Freakin' Dead Jed and Ranger Rusty McBolt are copyright 2011 by Action Avenue Studio, Action Avenue Art Studio and Paul Addison.


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In the beginning.....

Clawed my way through the grave today.  Wow, a lot of dirt under my finger nails.  Damn it!  I just got a manicure before I died, now I have these giant dirt clods under the nails.  How flippin' nasty!  I will have to take care of this before I hit the brain buffet with the other zombies......

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